tumblr is basically a mall fountain, all of our posts are really shiny coins only everyone is encouraged to constantly go into the fountain and pick up other peoples coins and throw them in again or talk about how shiny this particular coin is. the water is already fucking disgusting please take a shower before wading in it
Oh you make dope beats?
i only fuck with farmer girls that carry tiny beauty onions in their shirt pockets for good breath, vampire defense, and a weird shirt shape
but i really work hard on my posts dad. I DON’T CARE SON I’M RUNNING YOUR BLOG NOW and it’s ONLY MLP POSTS UNTIL YOU LEARN TO APPRECIATE YOUR FOLLOWERS!
what’s more dangerous? watching fox or taking drugs?
if you aren’t actually eating dust while listening to that one queen song you’re doing it wrong and won’t get what Freddie mercury used to call (bless his heart) “dust toots” or what I like to call “painful”
somewhere in a 90’s cybercafé humor dungeon dave barry is struggling to finish a list of 100 jokes about internet cookies while being whipped with Ethernet cables, why did you let this happen?
This fungus, called Stalked puffball-in-aspic, is one of the most unusual fungi yo will see. Calostoma cinnabarinum is a gasteroid fungus (Boletales - Sclerodermataceae).
In this fungus, the fruiting body is spherical, orange or bright red, about 20 mm in diameter, with a gelatinous, transparent and thin outer layer. Apical peristome has a cross-shaped when fruiting is in its mature phase. When mature, the fungi have a cartilaginous-gelatinous rhizomorphic base, which is dimpled.
As with all members of its genus, C. cinnabarinum is generally considered inedible by field guides. A study of the cultural practices of mestizo descendants of the Otomi people in Tenango de Doria, Mexico, reported that immature specimens of C. cinnabarinum were frequently eaten raw in the past, especially by children. Consumption of the species was no longer commonplace.
what are you supposed to do when an image is a little too classy for your blog and you’re far too lazy of a person to run two blogs? that’s right, you create an alternate dimension where nasty raunch pitts turn into monocle discussion forums. see you on the other side, dimension sheep
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt