show me the crime scene i can make it bloodier explain the crime in your head to me i can make it muddier. if we got together we could pull something big something they wouldn’t forget soon. they’d make new laws to imprison us specifically we’d die in infamy but knowing we pulled the best crime ever. the perfect theft-murder-arson-assualt-blackmail session the world has ever seen. your parents won’t even show up to the execution they’d be so ashamed
Welcome to planet earth. This is the first store you walk into.
oil paint is the devils medium
im going to live a cool unconventional life
i think i could arrange this
fuck ssb4 im going to play Sex Gangsters forever
this new hat i got has the power to “fix” disabled people regardless of how major or minor their disability. i’m so glad i can finally pee standing up