good at posting (GAP)

hit me up on my booper, a great childhood friendly version of everyones favorite song; about lightly hitting your dog on the nose to show praise and love

babyastronaut:

soft—reset:

you’re my everything, bagel

isitasandwich:

Nutella, Gummy Bears, and Teddy Grahams.
No, it is not a sandwich.
Do you agree?

isitasandwich:

Nutella, Gummy Bears, and Teddy Grahams.

No, it is not a sandwich.

Do you agree?

OUT ON THE LAKE: will be home in time for supper

elevators:

When your mom tells you your report card was bad and your teacher took away your Lunchables on the jungle gym and you’re like I’m twenty seven years old why is this happening

moth4:

I like my eye

moth4:

I like my eye

i just got kicked out of the apple store for suggesting that they start selling edible macintosh apples with tiny storage devices at their core, they’ll choke on my apples when i take my idea to microsoft in the form of tiny pink bachelorette microsoft sdick cards

jncos:

I have a lot of feelings, about girls

an older gay man told me today that i’m 2 cute to be homeless which is easily the best compliment i’ve ever received except for that time a girl said i reminded her of an uglier seth rogan

i’m wearing a red shirt today

i’m wearing a red shirt today

rocks dot com

*looks at watch* time sure does go quick when you’re having a blast *looks at the watch on my other arm*

moth4:

I had a smoke on the roof looking at the stars and I didn’t experience anything meaningful

i was on 12th and race or so but i’m at the apple store on like 16th and walnut currently. i’ve never been inside that scientology center before but they were handing out those pamphlets today outside and i had to take the entire catalogue, they’re pretty informative! did you know that drugs exist?

i was on 12th and race or so but i’m at the apple store on like 16th and walnut currently. i’ve never been inside that scientology center before but they were handing out those pamphlets today outside and i had to take the entire catalogue, they’re pretty informative! did you know that drugs exist?