I’m an anime blog now go fuck yourselves
me too. i don’t blog any anime stuff i just happen to be inside of a giant sex-mech while i make all of my posts. i really wish i had gotten fingers instead of giant robotic tele-dildos, i guess that’s why i’m on tumblr though.
My name’s Ben and sometimes i post stuff on my blog. Most of the time the stuff i post is hella dumb.
my name’s ben and i’m a benaholic. i can’t stop drinking myself
i’m tired of peeling old doughnuts out of my underwear every morning. i get it, i’m fat. please stop calling me dough-dick
who is this giant man? who are these tiny ladies?
my uncle just invited me to join linkedin. i’m quitting the internet. it was nice knowing you guys
that cop is a fucking punk! *a crust punk with a police badge cuffs me and throws me to the ground*
i’m too hard for this site. I regularly turn into stone reading some of your posts, but as soon as i see a bootypic i immediately turn into pudding. basically what i’m saying is if you wanna hang out with me you better bring a pickaxe and a pudding spoon.