hit me up on my booper, a great childhood friendly version of everyones favorite song; about lightly hitting your dog on the nose to show praise and love
Nutella, Gummy Bears, and Teddy Grahams.
No, it is not a sandwich.
Do you agree?
When your mom tells you your report card was bad and your teacher took away your Lunchables on the jungle gym and you’re like I’m twenty seven years old why is this happening
I like my eye
i just got kicked out of the apple store for suggesting that they start selling edible macintosh apples with tiny storage devices at their core, they’ll choke on my apples when i take my idea to microsoft in the form of tiny pink bachelorette microsoft sdick cards
I have a lot of feelings, about girls
an older gay man told me today that i’m 2 cute to be homeless which is easily the best compliment i’ve ever received except for that time a girl said i reminded her of an uglier seth rogan
*looks at watch* time sure does go quick when you’re having a blast *looks at the watch on my other arm*
I had a smoke on the roof looking at the stars and I didn’t experience anything meaningful