ready for primetime, homie

brave/bold enough to be a morning blogger but dainty enough to make the entire post in italics

blatantlyloquacious:

dirty6rockpile:

moth-3:

I just ate a giant sandwich after not eating anything for 4 or 5 days as punishment

oddly enough punishment sandwich is the name of my new black death metal album which will be coming to bandcamp verrrryy shortly keep your ears peeled people

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Any relation?

the only similarity would have to be the amount of primo 80’s tail both album release parties resulted in

a guy who wears tiny pieces of asphalt as earrings to keep his ears to the street also his ears are always bleeding

moth-3:

I just ate a giant sandwich after not eating anything for 4 or 5 days as punishment

oddly enough punishment sandwich is the name of my new black death metal album which will be coming to bandcamp verrrryy shortly keep your ears peeled people

if we open up this dude and find a bunch of gross old man salsa instead of candy like you promised I’m going to be pisstttttttt

babyastronaut:

when i went to beach boys concert they threw beach balls into the audience i tried to get one but my arm could not reach……….

melimelu:

fan on my face heating pad on my gut

life support

squad

moth-3:

AH, ALAS! NEVER SHALL ANOTHER WORD I UTTER FLOW TO YONDER EAR, FOR YOU HAVE EXPRESSED YOUR DESIRE TO PERISH FROM THIS WORLD! WOE! WOE! WOE IS ME, FOR THAT MAKES ME LOSE MY FUCKING BUZZ, DUDE

kanyewestsidestory:

This is called a “wooden egg wardrobe”
Giving them a lil house. What a caring egg owner.

kanyewestsidestory:

This is called a “wooden egg wardrobe”

Giving them a lil house. What a caring egg owner.

pants fulla dreams
i always sleep in my pockets
my hair is old receipts
my skin is loose change
my dreams owe me big bills and bags of weed
too often am i ill off pant lint
feel free to talk to me once i empty out my pockets

hmmmm…so thats how turtles work

danimalhecktor:

Interesting

danimalhecktor:

Interesting

yelling “STRAIGHT UP!” after ejaculating and then running out of the apartment is my preferred MO